do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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