She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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