problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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