If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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