Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Terrible idea I love it
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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