I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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