her vagine was all disorganized.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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