It's just like the Real World with babies
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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