she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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