drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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