have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
