you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
