I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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