at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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