i jhust puked up my retainher.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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