And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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