Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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