my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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