I wish i was in the wii world.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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