Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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