dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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