At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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