Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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