bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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