Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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