Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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