I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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