talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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