That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
