you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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