I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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