I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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