i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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