I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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