Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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