He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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