Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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