she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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