But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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