I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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