is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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