So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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