It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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