love makes seman taste better
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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