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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave