i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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