You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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