people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
