You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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