a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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