Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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