Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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