dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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