so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize