Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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