Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Plan B is the new Plan A
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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